Hola amigos,

I know it's been longer than a camel's dong since I last rapped at you (oh, but I will never tire of ripping off the prose stylings of Jim Anchower!) but I've been mad busy, rocking and rolling and also whatnot. Mainly whatnot.

My book has officially been put to bed. It's off to the printers and there ain't a damn thing I can do to stem the massive flood of embarrassing revelations it contains. I thought about cutting all the overly revealing stuff at the last minute but apparently