In his wonderful memoir, "Yes I Can" Sammy Davis Jr. relates that when the big money finally started rolling in after decades of struggle and toil he went out and bought himself as a giant silver chalice for his beloved Coca-Cola. That was perhaps the most awesome waste of money ever. Sammy Davis Jr. was balling out of control and showing young people how to floss when Jay-Z was nothing but a lascivious gleam in his father's eyes.

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