So this morning, I’m sitting on the edge of my bed, trying to dredge up the will to stand up and go take on the world when–CHRIST ALMIGHTY–the BIGGEST F*#ING SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEN comes waltzing toward me, across my bedroom carpet. Wait, did I say waltzing? Because I really meant striding. No, galloping. […]
Published on November 18, 2014 06:07