Hey, gang:

It is time for a giveaway. Not for books, necessarily. This time, we’re giving away another bar of fetus soap

Remember this?

We’re also giving away some fetus cookie cutters. Cover your creations in red frosting and bring them to pro choice rallies! Bring them to pro life rallies and become the coolest kid on the block! You can throw them at folks walking out of Planned Parenthood! We don’t condone it, but you could hypothetically, we suppose.

If that doesn’t float your boat, how about one of these stickers?

And of course, I’ve got my abortosphere pins as well:

So how do you get your hands on all of these goodies?

Write a review on Amazon or Goodreads (or both!) before December 23rd and you’re entered to win. Drop me a line on Facebook so I know who you are if you use a pseudonym on Amazon or Goodreads.

Here are the prize packages:

1st winner gets the soap, a Nuke the Fetus sticker and 2 pins.

2nd winner gets a fetus cookie cutter, a Nuke the Fetus sticker and 2 pins

3rd place gets a fetus cookie cutter, a Nuke the Fetus sticker and 2 pins as well

4th gets a Nuke the Fetus sticker and 2 pins (and I’ll throw in a copy of Uncle Sam’s Carnival of Copulating Inanimals if you don’t have it or if you want one for a friend)

5th gets a Nuke the Fetus sticker and 2 pins (and I’ll throw in a copy of Uncle Sam’s Carnival of Copulating Inanimals if you don’t have it or if you want one for a friend)

6th: sticker and a pin

Six winners, so the odds are in your favor unless 20 people do this. It doesn’t have to be a positive review, just a review from folks who read the book.