I've fourteen titles on Smashwords. Previously the older stuff, slightly mad sci-fi and peculiar otherness, was free to download. Well I can confirm I've misplaced my balloons and currently eleven of these great works will now cost you nowt; indeed you can but benefit from taking a wander through my back catalogue. Paracetmol not included.

No I'm not including a link. Don't be lazy.

Happy Christmas.