I have a tendency to write wordy, literary posts. But I am confident there are times that images speak more clearly. So here is my travelogue for my family’s visit to a local aquarium.

2015: Year of the Fish Face.

Exhibit A: Fishface

Comparing Underbites

I do not measure up to Mighty Mike

He was not impressed when told this

Discovery: my head is snack-sized

The Puffer Fish is appalled

Stalking the rare Moosefish

Gotta kiss a lotta frogs to…nevermind

Pablo and I had a frank discussion of why I dislike a fish-only diet

This jellyfish is slowly consuming my skull

He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

And then the most terrifying part of the aquarium…

…the giftshop!

Happy New Year, everyone! If you made it this far, comment and tell me your favorite pic. The most popular one will be changed to my profile picture for a week.

Never let it be said the Dark Fairy Queen takes herself too seriously.