Who I am



My name is Rayn Tan, I am fun, flirty and dirty,I write when I can, now that I am around thirty.
Not from Japan nor China or Nam,My home is Lond-an with my old man.
I love dogs and cats and extraordinary hats,But relax in my flats or running round tracks.
Late at night, when curiosity may bite,I lie on my back with a bottle of Jack.
Feeling naughty I read something smutty,Then away I go until about three thirty.
I use a pen name, not ‘cause of shame,If success does come, I couldn’t handle the fame.
My name is Rayn Tan, I’m no nun, prude or vicar,Am I a man or a nude, rude ghost-writer?