Just a shout out to announce the upcoming release of the second Emmaline Waters book–The Mrs.–scheduled to hit Amazon and other online retailers on April 3rd!

Here’s a sneak peek at the cover, blurb, and first chapter:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Emmaline Waters has everything she never knew she wanted:

a supercool (if low paying) food-critic gig for the Boston Sunday Times, a job that could���fingers crossed!���launch her career into the stratosphere
an adorable (if moody) seven-year-old daughter, with whom she���s finally hit cruising altitude after a bumpy parenting takeoff
a sexy, doting (if slightly work-obsessed) boyfriend, who just so happens to be the father of her once-upon-a-time secret love child

To complete the package, Emmaline only needs a ring on her finger. But a skeleton in her boyfriend���s closet (or, well, a skeleton-like French bombshell known as his crazy ex) has other plans.��.��.��.

Chapter 1

It���s amazing how long a girl can spend in a jewelry store on a Tuesday afternoon. Alone. Gazing fondly at engagement rings.

���Would you like to try that one?��� asks an exceptionally patient saleswoman, as I nibble my pinkie down to the bone in front of yet another rambling glass case. She motions at a ring with a pear-shaped solitaire stone. ���It���d be great on you.���

I know she���s only buttering me up for a sale, but I can���t help myself. �����Um, okay,��� I reply with a shrug. I mean, why not? It���s not like I���m actually going to buy the thing.

She fumbles with a tiny key, gets it stuck in the lock and frowns. ���Jeez, I wish they���d oil these things once in a while. You wouldn���t believe how often�� .��.��.��� She twists the key with both hands and��.��.��.

Snap!

The universe is trying to tell me something, I fear. ���Oops,��� I say, my hand covering my mouth.

She picks at the stub of the key. ���Oh, heavens. That���s not good,��� she says, waving at the next case over. ���Maybe we should look at something else?���

My exit cue is flashing like a neon sign.�� ���Um, I have to get back to work,��� I lie. ���But my boyfriend has Saturday off. Maybe we can come back then.��� Forget the fact that said boyfriend hasn���t the slightest inkling of my desire for lifelong wedded bliss. ��I smile reassuringly and, to seal the deal, ask, ���Do you have a business card?���

Every three feet across the maze of countertops are sparkling silver business-card holders, making my question as transparent as the 3-D rectangle of glass between us. ���The more I think about it,��� she says, ignoring my inquiry, ���that ring������the pear-shaped one, I assume she means������wasn���t right for you at all. You���re a princess, if I ever saw one.���

Me? A princess? That does sound right.

I follow along as she sashays to the princess case���I���m feeling rather royal already!���and gingerly turns a backup key. This time the lock pops open, allowing the security panel to glide away and her hand to drift inside. Like a mechanical claw, her fingers snap shut around my prize.

���Here we go,��� she says, projecting a Good Housekeeping cover-model smile. She slips the quite large (and way-out-of-my-price-range) ring over her finger and models it for me. ���What do you think?���

���It���s beautiful,��� I drone, unable to play it cool like a financially savvy consumer would. She offers me the ring and, with a flutter in my stomach, I slide it into place, my ears whooshing.

Mrs. Mark Loffel.

Mrs.

Mark.

Loffel.

If I could hear right now, these three words would be tumbling around in my brain like a drunken hamster.

The saleswoman holds an expectant pose. ���So��.��.��.��?���

Again, my emotions betray me. ���I love it,��� I gush, tears spilling into my eyes. ���It���s perfect.���

With a nod of agreement, she locks the case, the ring still fixed on my finger. ���We have the matching bands over here, for you and the lucky groom,��� she says.

Groom? Mark hasn���t even popped the question yet. ���Actually, um, I think I should wait until my boyfriend�� .��.��.��� I try tugging the ring off my finger, but���egads���it���s stuck!

The saleswoman, who has a gleaming chrome nametag pinned to her blouse identifying her as ���Imogene,��� pretends not to see my face morph from white to red to green at the thought of having my finger amputated (worst-case scenario) so that a giant diamond-mining corporation can rake in a tidy���I glance at the price tag jutting between my fingers���$5,000?! from my obvious emotional insecurity.

Slyly, Imogene says, ���He hasn���t done it yet, has he?���

���Excuse me?���

She looks both pitying and hopeful. ���Proposed.���

���We���ve talked about it,��� I answer vaguely, which is technically true. Mark and I have discussed marriage, like when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot, and I said something like: ���Wow, it���s about time, huh?��� And he responded with a resounding: ���If you say so.���

Imogene leans over the counter, and I try (inconspicuously, I swear!) lapping my finger, in hopes of loosening the sparkly bauble that has started to feel more like an orange jumpsuit than a symbol of eternal love. ���You should ask him,��� she tells me in a reverent whisper. ���After all, it���s the twenty-first century now.���

She can���t be serious. I should propose to Mark? How desperate does she think I am? I give the ring a forceful twist. ���I wouldn���t want to steal his thunder,��� I say. ���For all I know, he���s planning something already. Maybe he���s just waiting for the right time to do it.���

Please, God, let this be true. Not just for me but for our darling daughter, Angie, who deserves a mommy and daddy bound together in every way possible, including legally.

���Yeah, maybe,��� Imogene replies, sounding iffy on the idea. ���The nicest young man was in here this morning.��� She looks me up and down. ���He was about your age, I���d say. Tall, rugged, with the kind of soft puppy-dog eyes that melt your heart.���

She���s telling me this why? ���Okay��.��.��.���

���He picked out that exact ring,��� she informs me, nodding at my hand, from which I���ve given up on trying to remove the offending jewelry. ���That���s some lucky lady, wouldn���t you say?���

���Well, I���m sure my boyfriend��.��.��.��� I begin in a tone that, even to me, sounds defensive.

She flaps a hand through the air. ���You���re right,��� she says. ���Your boyfriend probably has something fabulous arranged: a Times Square flash mob; a horse-drawn carriage through Bourbon Street; hot-air ballooning over the Sierra Nevada.��.��.��.���

���Do people really do that stuff?��� I ask.

���It depends on the couple.��� She shrugs. ���If you ask me, though, a simple, heartfelt proposal beats the razzle-dazzle every time. And if you don���t mind my saying so, you seem like just the right kind of person to pull off something sweet and thoughtful.���

���Really? I mean, thanks. I���ve always considered myself sort of a romantic.���

���See!��� She slaps a hand on the counter. ���What did I tell you?��� she says, quickstepping for another case. She opens it and snatches out the most spectacular set of diamond wedding bands I���ve ever seen.

���Oh my God,��� I say, my mouth gaping. ���Those are unbelievable.���

���They go quite nicely with that,��� she says, hawking my hand. ���Don���t you think?���

My head is too full of chirping bluebirds and squirrel seamstresses to do anything resembling thinking at the moment. ���Do you offer financing?��� I find myself asking. ���Or, like, a layaway plan?���

Her face flashes from pleasant, helpful professional to jackpot winner. (If I could read minds, I���m sure I���d catch a vision of her lounging on a tropical beach with a fruity umbrella drink.) ���As a matter of fact, we do!���

At cheetah speed, my new best friend pulls together the financing paperwork and, in a blur of psychosis, I debit a five-hundred-dollar deposit and agree to fork over another five hundred per month for the next eighteen months, which I definitely cannot afford.

Yet I feel fantastic! Jubilant! On top of the world! ���Erm, I���m going to need that back,��� Imogene tells me, referring to the ring, which has yet to leave my finger and really doesn���t want to now that it���s mine.

���It won���t come off,��� I admit sheepishly. ���I tried to move it, but��.��.��.���

���Oh, don���t worry,��� she says. She ducks down and rifles through a low cupboard, popping back up with a tube of something called Orange Goop. She squeezes a mound of the stuff onto a paper towel and gestures for my hand.

���Is that, um, safe?��� I ask. ���Because my skin is sort of sensitive.���

She grimaces in a way that says I���ve worn out my welcome, a convenient turn of events considering that I���ve already swiped five hundred big ones from my bank account. ���It���ll be fine,��� she assures me. ���This happens all the time.���

I have little choice but to turn over my hand, which she���s aggressively massaging with the Orange Goop, when��.��.��.

Shit!

Mark saunters past the jewelry store on his way to .��.��. the food court, maybe? ���That���s good!��� I blurt, yanking my hand from her grasp. ���I���m sure it���ll come off now.��� I give the ring a sharp pull and���hallelujah!���it releases.

With the ring safely in Imogene���s possession, I beat a hasty retreat, my hand still dripping with Orange Goop, my heart juddering around in my chest.

What I should do now is exit the building, burn the financing contract Imogene shoved in my bag on the way out the door and scour the Internet for get-rich-quick schemes that are more get rich quick than scheme-y.

But something is nagging at me, namely: Why is Mark cruising the mall, instead of hard at work behind the grill at The Olive Branch?

I trust him, I tell myself, trying to force my feet off his trail. I do.

So why am I traipsing after his rapidly vanishing silhouette?

One word: insecurity. And now that I���ve stalked him all the way to the cusp of���dat-da-da-da���the food court, I���m committed to seeing that insecurity through.

As I conceal myself behind a cluster of garbage cans, it dawns on me what Mark is doing here: ice cream. Truth be told, he���s addicted to the stuff, especially anything from Ben & Jerry���s, which just so happens to have a storefront across the way.

Yet��.��.��.

He breezes past the ice cream stand and���please, God, let me be seeing things!���takes a seat across from a raven-haired beauty who, from my obstructed viewpoint, bears an uncanny resemblance to his ex-fianc��e, Dominique.

But it can���t be her, because (1) Dominique is thirty-five hundred miles away, clear across the Atlantic Ocean and (2) Mark would never keep something so monumental from me.

I watch transfixed as the woman greets him with a cordial handshake (definitely not a Dominique move) and then flips her hair flirtatiously (a Dominique trademark). Ugh. Can���t this woman have to pee or something, making it necessary for her to pass my hiding spot?

Apparently not.

The woman reaches into a zebra-printed tote bag, withdraws some papers and sets them on the table in front of Mark. As she sips on what looks like a red-berry smoothie, I begin inching my way toward the scene of the crime. Click. Clack. Click. Clack. Click. Clack. Why the hell do my heels suddenly sound like ball-peen hammers? I switch to scuffing along���sort of sideways, with my head turned, in case Mark spots me���my peripheral vision scanning for the slightest hint of anything Dominique-esque (or a foggy clue as to why the father of my child is meeting a gorgeous stranger behind my back).

I���m almost at the right angle to solve the mystery, when my purse erupts with the Pink Panther ringtone my darling daughter has selected for my phone.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Mark cannot catch me here, skulking around in the bushes���or, well, behind a bank of grungy garbage cans���stalking him like a psychotic��.��.��.

I snatch the phone out of my purse and gasp, ���Hello?��� Out of the corner of my eye, I spot Mark looking up as I turn away.

Phew! I outfoxed him!

���Emmaline?��� my boss���s far-too-recognizable voice says in my ear.

���Yes, um, yeah,��� I respond, scuttling out of the food court with a number of nosy eyes boring into me. ���What���s up?���

Mitch sounds slightly less irritated than usual when he asks, ���Where are you?���

Who does he think he is, the leisure police? ���Just running some errands,��� I say.

���Can you stop by the office?���

I check my watch and realize that���ugh���my built-in excuse (namely Angie���s many social engagements and after-school activities) is a bust for the next few hours, Mom and Dad having swept her off for dinner and a movie. ���Sure,��� I agree, my curiosity piqued. Since my fifteen minutes of fame expired, Mitch has hardly acknowledged my existence. And don���t get me started on my other boss, Sharon ���Wonder Woman��� Fleming, who promised me a promotion at the height of my notoriety and then never so much as mentioned the idea again. If I had any self-worth at all, I���d quit the food-critic gig at The Times and���I don���t know���start an organic farm or something. ���How about twenty minutes?��� I say.

���That���ll be fine.���