Allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. More importantly, I’m a self-publishing e-book author. I currently have the first two books of a trilogy called Sustainable Earth and the first book of a series called the Paladin Files published.

For most of my life I’ve been an avid reader of Science Fiction and Fantasy. I love books where a flawed hero kicks serious butt. I’ve always known that I had what it takes to be a successful author because I have all the most important characteristics of the authors I like.

First of all, I’m a nerd. All my favorite authors are clearly nerds. Second, I’ve studied martial arts. All my favorite authors have studied martial arts. They all know exactly how and why they are getting beat up. Finally, even though I’m not all that good looking, I find my face fascinating. Every time I come across a mirror I am unable to take my eyes off my surprisingly attractive face. If you look at photographs of all the authors I like, you can tell that they are just like me. These are men who have no reason to think that they are good looking who believe that they are unusually attractive.

Since I have all the hallmarks of a successful author, it was inevitable that I become one. I hope you buy my books.