Hi *waves erratically* *pushes red rimmed glasses back up on nose*
Yeah, so it's been awhile. 
My bad. 
What happened in 2014? Dealt with a milkaholic (Motherhood suits me)Finally got a chauffeur (aka That Normal Guy)Perfected the shape of my ass (fo real... BB style)What's happening in 2015?
     • Potty Training (so NOT ready)     • Writing a Screenplay     • Getting Bikini Ready     • Making new friends      • Reuniting with old friends