Today's Edition

Attention all citizens! This is no doubt the Bunker's most dire hourstretch. An emergency of unprecedented proportions [[ DATA TRANSMISSION ERROR ]] and is unknown at this time.

Equipment malfunction is prevalent and increasingly dangerous. Life support systems in several sectors have gone offline. Doorways may no longer function, stranding vast numbers of citizens in tiny spaces. Seemingly innocuous, ordinary devices may now contain lethal electrical charges. Citizens are advised to use caution when touching anything. In many cases, standard means of communication have been rendered entirely useless. In addition, several instances have been reported of cybots running amok. Whether their programming has been scrambled due to the sudden surges in electrical output is unknown. The number of victims surely number in the thousands and is no doubt mounting even now. There is no reason to panic.

The integrity of at least one plaza - the Sheldon Adelson Plaza in C-9 sector - has been breached and an entire department exposed to the extreme conditions on the surface of the planet.

Information is increasingly difficult to come by. Most of our reporters have not been heard from since disaster struck. If you are even reading this issue of Today's Edition, you can only consider yourself extremely lucky.

Perhaps most importantly, Control's comforting presence, which we had all come to take for granted, appears to have been snatched away [[ BAD CHECKSUM ]] faulty security cameras. Mayhem and rioting have bee[[ BROKEN PIPE ]] R-13, T-6 through T-17, U-[[ DEAD OBJECT EXCEPTION ]] and will be punished to the full extent of the guidelines.

If anyone has any information about what caused this disaster and what we can possibly do about it, he or she is kindly requested t[[ OUT OF MEMORY ERROR ]]lay.

Citizens, never in the history of the Bunker has [[ CORE DUMP ]]

And now a word from our sponsors.

[[ SYSTEM REBOOT ]]

[[ LOADING BOOT PROFILE ]]

[[ NO INTERNET CONNECTION DETECTED ]]

[[ NO STORAGE DEVICE DETECTED ]]

[[ RETRYING... ]]

[[ RETRYING... ]]

[[ RETRYING... ]]

[[ NOT OK\ ]]


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Interested readers can find out more about the Bunker in my sci-fi adventure novels, Thank You For Your Cooperation and Your Call Is Important To Us.
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Published on March 19, 2015 03:16
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