Anybody who's watched Adventure Time knows that a grayble is a little story meant to heighten introspection and clarity. Thus:



As the GOP gets into full batshit mode for the presidential campaign, here are 6 Short Graybles to Reassure Politicians and Their Support Base That Gays Are Not the Issue:

1) Worried that they’ll locust all the available mates away from you? Overpopulation took care