My girlfriend was pushing this infant she babysits in a stroller in the park, and I met up with them so she could hand off our house keys. I walked with them for a little while along the lake.

We passed by a friend of mine, but I didn’t notice him until it was too late to do anything but wave.

That friend, who I don’t see very often, probably thinks we have a baby now.

Why hasn’t he sent us presents yet?