I was notified today by an��Omaha World Herald article that I am about to hit my midlife crisis. ��I am almost 42, and according to Spotify, a streaming music giant, that is the average age for a midlife crisis to occur. ��Of course, a music website can calculate my midlife crisis by tracking the music that I listen to; what was I thinking? ��We are in the age of technology, I guess.

The problem is that I thought I hit my midlife crisis two years ago. ��I thought I was a high ability midlife crisis-er. ��I was fast-tracked in the world of midlife crisis. ��Thank you, Spotify, for ruining my utopia at 41. ��I guess I didn’t hit my crisis already. ��Crap, things can get worse! And I don’t even use Spotify… How did they know?

I really would like to chat more on this topic, but with the Ash Borer Beetles coming soon and a midlife crisis in about 6 months, I really need to focus on more important things. ��Maybe Spotify can tell me how I can get to a soccer practice and two track meets on opposite sides of town all at the same time. ��Yeah, didn’t think so Spotify.

Is anyone going to be at Bryan High School on Friday so I can have you skype me into my daughter’s races? ��I don’t have time for a midlife crisis now… I have three daughters in sports.