Like, fully prepared?

I'm not kidding around here.

Have you sat and pondered the consequences you might face if you continue scrolling?

If you stopped right now?

If you left this blog post and never looked back?

I'm only thinking of you, here.

You're almost ready, I think.

I hear you, groaning in exasperation at your computer screen as your fingers cramp from scrolling and your eyes go unfocused.

I'm trying to make sure you've prepared yourself.

It has a name, now. It has a release date, now. It has a theme, now, which can be listened to by clicking the link.

Now is that enough to tide you over until I've got a print copy? Because if not, it'd better be.