Although E3’s primary purpose is to manufacture hype for games we might not see for years, I can’t avoid it’s gravitational pull. It’s just so damn fun to watch the vids and imagine how fun these games will be. Let’s sort out the shiniest treasures of the lot, shall we?

First, some quick thoughts on the conferences.

I abstained from the Sony conference, seeing as how I don’t have a PS4 or an abundance of free time. Some of the choice morsels found their way into my life nonetheless, prom...