I would have blogged yesterday, because this post is long overdue, but–but-but . . . it was the Fourth of July! Who sits down to tap away at computer keys when they could be watching fireworks and celebrating God’s handiwork in the birth of our country? And eating hamburgers? And playing Spoons? And shying away from grumpy, spitting llamas? (Yes, I did that. Long story. Don’t ask.)

I hope you all had a happy Fourth. What’s more, I hope you remembered what you were celebrating. I can never wat...