Consumer of Cake: Wow! Mmmmm. This is really great. What’s in it?

Maker of Cake: Well, naturally, I use nothing but the finest of ingredients.

Consumer of Cake: Oh, of course. (Shoves forkful of cake into gaping maw, now struggling to talk). Buh wha arr tha spifics?

Maker of Cake: Are you familiar with the grape?

Consumer of Cake: (Nods).

Maker of Cake: Excellent. First, you take a great many grapes and leave them out in the sun for a good long while. You know, until they are all dried and wrinkle...