It feels like I've read a hundred lists of what men in their thirties should stop doing. About the only intersection between them all is that men risk losing all manhood if they use abbreviations in txt msgs.

Fk u bc nobody has time to fking give 2 shits about ur fuking opinions on what/how I type in/on my phone. Im trying to live my fking life here not make u feel good about the txt msgs u receive, u fking wanker. Judge me, then judge, but do it now and get the fk off my phone, my fking God, get the fk away from me.

Thank you.