This is my finger. Those are indeed the offending implements that caused the bandage. As there won't be a poem this weekend – it'd be impossible to keep my thought flow on my typewriter – I'll probably be slowing the blog for a week, too. Or maybe this'll force me to become more axiomatic here. Let's try it now:

Watch closely the path of your blade.
Yeah, feels better already. See you next week, y'all.