In her letter to Santa, a Polish student wrote:
'I was a very good girl last year so can I please have a new house (3 bedrooms), a new BMW (white) and £100 shopping vouchers.'
In his role as Santa, a Polish guy replied:
'I know you were a good girl, but unfortunately the economic situation in the North Pole is not very good at present so I can't give you a new house or a BMW. I will send you £10 Amazon tokens instead.'
Even Santa outsourced by Amazon.