Dickfest 2016
Some people think about dick pic contests and say “Why?”, L. Maretta and Oleander Plume think about dick pic contests and say “Why not?” How we came up with the idea is a mystery, but trust us, there was liquor involved. Is this a ploy to see some naked photos? Pretty much, but we are not ashamed, and you shouldn’t be either. This is about pride, about self acceptance, but most of all, this is about FUN!
Show us your dicks! Your schlong, hammer, meat stick, cock, one eyed Willy, baloney pony, johnson, penis, pecker, dong, whatever you call it – take a photo! We don’t care what it looks like, either. Big, small, shaved, hairy, thick, thin, crooked, cut, uncut, silicone, or even knitted – we want to see! Have a name for it? Tell us all about Little Elvis, Peter, Dopey, Winky, Lucky, Pinky, Lois Lane, or Superman, but most important – photograph that rascal!
**(Hi! Oleander here, sorry to interrupt, just wanted to clarify. Dickfest is a photo contest. Your photo is up for judging, not you or your body. Look down. See your body? It’s gorgeous. Also, please remember, this contest is for everyone aged 18 – 118. Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans, Questioning, Straight, GenderQueer and Gender Fluid {if I missed anyone, please let me know}. You, dear human are welcome to join in the fun.)**
Official Rules for Dickfest 2016
All entrants must be 18 years of age or older. By submitting a photo, you are confirming that you are at least 18 years of age.
Photos can be submitted between Monday, January 11, and Monday, January 25.
You can submit a photo via email or through a DM on Twitter. Submissions can be made to either @LMaretta (lmarettabooks@gmail.com) or @OleanderPlume (oleanderplume@gmail.com).
Please make sure that you indicate if you want your name to be used or if you wish to remain anonymous. We promise, we will not share your identity if you don’t want us to! Using a fake name (i.e., Glamour Cock, Hugh G. Reaction, Captain Howdy) is okay, too!
You must also indicate which category your photo is being submitted under. (see below)
Multiple submissions are okay! Hey, why not enter one for each category? Do it!
All submissions will be showcased on poisonpendirtymind.com beginning February 1. Anyone 18 years of age or older may vote on their favorite dick pic.
Winners will be picked based on the numbers of votes received. Voting (via PollDaddy, or in this case PoleDaddy) will begin on February 1 and end February 13. Winners will be announced on February 14.
**(Hi! Oleander again. Just wanted you to know, when L. and I put the idea out there, A LOT of people offered to help us judge the photos. We thought using PollDaddy would be a great way for more people to get involved. Okay, thanks, no more interruptions!)
The Categories
Best Use of a Prop(s): L and Oleander love to encourage creativity, so, you wanna Bedazzle your dick (or strap-on harness)? Go for it! Have a favorite stuffed monkey you want to include in the fun? Awesome! Anything goes in our contest, as long as it’s safe and legal!
Best Inclusion of HandPorn: A cock is a beautiful thing. A hand around/near a cock, and YEOWZA! So hold it, stroke it, caress it, stretch it, cup it, cradle it, give it a high five! We wanna see some sexy hands, too!
Best use of light/filters: Because it’s not just a dick pic, it’s fucking art! And you know you always wondered what your dick looks like in Sepia.
The prizes!
There will be one grand prize winner who will have the distinguished title of BEST DICK PIC OF DICKFEST 2016, and then one runner-up per category.
Grand Prizes
A vibrating cock ring from Toys 4 Couples valued at $40!
An ebook copy of both Bases Loaded and Tie Me Up courtesy of F. Leonora Solomon!
Boasting rights, along with a personalized banner for you to wave on your blog and/or Twitter.
Three Runner-Ups (Best of Each Category)
Each runner up will receive one of the following (winners choice):
A personalized, signed copy of Saints and Sinners by L. Maretta and a personalized signed copy of Chemical Sex by Oleander Plume*
An e-copy of the aforementioned books
Your own personalized erotic story, written by L and O. You pick the characters, the scenario, the setting, etc., and we do the rest!
(*Shipping is limited to certain regions.)
Disclaimer- L and O reserve the right to deny any submissions that we believe are inappropriate or just bad taste. Photos promoting any type of violence will be rejected.
