First up with have Tom Kratman's story of a hypothetical [hopefully] politically correct military (part 1, part 2, and part 3). Here's how it starts (hint: it doesn't get any better, or any less funny):

Top, got a minute? Can you tell us about the company? I mean the real inside scoop.

"Oh, itâs not so bad, I suppose. Could be worse anyway. I mean, I think maybe it could be worse. It used to be worse, actually, back when the XO â Lieutenant Dainty, our lipstick lesbian â was still pining ove...