You guys know how much I love to give things away, right? Yes, yes, you do! Don't try to argue with me.

Now here is your chance to get another something from me, but first, I need you to give ME something.

And that's your Asleep Face!

I want you to take to Instagram (or other various social media) and recreate the cover of Asleep with your face. Use a tree. Use Photoshop. Use expert muscular precision that I do not have to hold one eye open and freaked out while the other is closed and resting.