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Looking up Michael Fassbender...
More like Michael Fassbender is looking up...hey-oh!
When did you get to see Michael Fassbender's package I wonder! *lol*
*desperately trying to find a picture on google*
Well, sometimes he just asks me for my opinion on the various costumes he likes to dress it in, but you can also find it in the movie Shame. ;)
Muhahahahaha. Well then ... *adding "Shame" to my to-watch-list*
Mr. Fassbender can be at your cervix in no time.
Service. I mean service.
MUHAHAHAHAHA. I just fell from the couch laughing. But to be honest: although he might be a little bit old for me, I wouldn't turn him down (you know, I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings).
That's very considerate of you, Trish. I feel pretty much the same way about Queen Elizabeth.
Yeah ... I begin to question that ... maybe I should try and warn your wife ... maybe she doesn't know ...
Hey, poor eyesight plus poor judgment equals 8 years of marriage this far...I can't be held accountable for her ocular issues and bad decisions.
*lol* Well, in this case you're the perfect example for women choosing the funny guy over the HughJackmanMichaelFassbenderPatrick DempseyAlecBaldwinBarryWhiteElvisPresleyChanningTatumJoeManganiello-mix.
*informing the science guys*
This thread has got me laughing so hard my stomach is hurting. Mr. F and Queen Elizabeth. I cannot take it.
Trish, did you just list the perfect man? Can we add a little bit of superhero to the mix and throw in Thor?
Licha, I'm in! ... Anything (anyone) else? *firing up the genetics lab* Forget the dinosaurs at Jurassic World!
Oh, I know! How about Tom Hiddleston too?
...and now we've gone completely off the rails. But, you can borrow my nose for this Frankenstein creation if you want.
I feel like a kid who just got caught looking at something she shouldn't have. I looked up "Shame" and I feel like I need a good long shower after eading that sinopsis. Where's the regular porn?
Sean, we can definitely thow in your dignified nose into the mix. I don't think we had anyone to fill in that body part.
We completely hijacked the chat ... but to be fair: we sort-of stayed to the topic. ;p
And just so little Sean doesn't feel left out, we'll include the nose. *lol*
I'll have you know that it's my understanding that there's a whole class of ladies (or maybe "ladies") who happen to find prodigious probosces even more appealing than a powerful package (take THAT, Fassbender), and there are even internet pages dedicated to this particular fetish. And, on said pages, let's just say I'd be a popular fellow.
...or so I'm told. Ahem. Not that I have any first-hand knowledge of this.
Kepp telling yourself that if it helps *patting you on the shoulder while winking at Licha* ...
Trish, we certainly stayed within Sean's sexy topic.
If it makes you feel any better, Sean, I do find Adrian Brody and nose very sexy. If that were to win out over the other...ehr, I'll get back to you on that one. I was curious about Fassbender, but I'm not too sure now that I've read the synopsis of "Shame". I don't know that I'll be able to get that out of my mind.
So rest assured, Sean, that you nose shall remain on our own version of Mr. Potato Head Perfect Man appendages.
"So rest assured, Sean, that your nose shall remain on our own version of Mr. Potato Head Perfect Man appendages."
Perhaps the most complimentary thing I've ever heard from a lady.
Muhahahahaha.
Anything to make you feel better (you'll get enough "other" comments about your nose from your daughter sooner than you'll like).
Licha: I can recommend other Fassbender movies like Centurion (a lot of topless scenes, yum) or Hunger (he really is a good actor) or Inglourious Basterds (a movie anyone with a good dark sense of humour has to see) or Jane Eyre and 12 Years A Slave (to stay on book-topic) or Prometheus (bad movie but his version of the AI was great) ... oh boy, I have indeed seen a lot of him ... ooops ...
Thanks, Trish. I will have to check him out. Didn't know he was in so many well known movies. I had never heard of him.
Sean, it is my pleasure to point out the sexiness of your nose.
Well, gosh...I should have mentioned that I blush easily.
*Commences blushing furiously*
Thank you, fairest Morgannah, for such kind words (I hope the rest of you in the peanut gallery are taking notes)!
Well of course a nice personality / character matters most but we weren't going to tell you! It was much more fun this way. :p
And by the way: don't you play coy with us - you are quite handsome and you know it (which is why we wouldn't tell you)!
Ego inflation alert!
If you all keep this up, I'm going to have to call the maintenance guys to expand my doorway to make sure my rapidly growing head can still get through...
See? And in order to spare your wife & new-born daughter the ordeal of having maintenance guys in the house, we made a list of what a guy had to be like in order to be even better. ;p
Wait, are we doing nice now? I'm with Trish and Morgannah. And I still insist on the sexiness of the nose.
The heat temporarily caused some confusion. Don't worry, that was as nice as it gets. From now on, we keep on working on the list and the nose job. ;-)
=> Have we talked hands yet? Nice hands/fingers are very important!
At the thought of the Frankensteinian man candy described above, or just the thought of Mr. Fassbender's purple-helmeted warrior?
Can I have both? :D
I was really excited with the the eight-pack abs of Joe Manganiello; the dancing pecs of Hugh Jackman;,, and then like all authors out there, you ruined a reader's life.. :)
I AM OFFERING HAMMER TOES AND DORKINESS AND A MASSIVE PROBOSCIS, PEOPLE!
What more do you want from me?? I'm only one man (albeit a devastatingly handsome one).
The dorkiness was accepted.. The rest was filed for consideration..
Duly noted. In the meantime, I will return to doing push-ups.
I'm coming for you, Jackman.
(Hmmm...that came out wrong.)
Can you include Chris Evans there? Or maybe Chris Pratt?
I guess we can add Mr. Evans's taut backside and Mr. Pratt's boyish grin to the mix, can we not?
...and with that, everyone woman reading this thread just lost her libido.
And I threw up in my mouth a little.
Typical male reaction..LOL. I gotta admit though, that smile is weird.. :)
Uh, yeah, that smile made me want your hammertoes instead, Sean.
*lol*
But Chris Pratt still has something.
@Paige: Chris Evans is accepted (we must, he's Captain America after all)!
How about Tom Hiddleston's crazy badguy-but-really-good-guy-ness? Pretty please?!
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More like Michael Fassbender is looking up...hey-oh!
When did you get to see Michael Fassbender's package I wonder! *lol**desperately trying to find a picture on google*
Well, sometimes he just asks me for my opinion on the various costumes he likes to dress it in, but you can also find it in the movie Shame. ;)
Muhahahahaha. Well then ... *adding "Shame" to my to-watch-list*
Mr. Fassbender can be at your cervix in no time.Service. I mean service.
MUHAHAHAHAHA. I just fell from the couch laughing. But to be honest: although he might be a little bit old for me, I wouldn't turn him down (you know, I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings).
That's very considerate of you, Trish. I feel pretty much the same way about Queen Elizabeth.
Yeah ... I begin to question that ... maybe I should try and warn your wife ... maybe she doesn't know ...
Hey, poor eyesight plus poor judgment equals 8 years of marriage this far...I can't be held accountable for her ocular issues and bad decisions.
*lol* Well, in this case you're the perfect example for women choosing the funny guy over the HughJackmanMichaelFassbenderPatrick DempseyAlecBaldwinBarryWhiteElvisPresleyChanningTatumJoeManganiello-mix.*informing the science guys*
This thread has got me laughing so hard my stomach is hurting. Mr. F and Queen Elizabeth. I cannot take it.
Trish, did you just list the perfect man? Can we add a little bit of superhero to the mix and throw in Thor?
Licha, I'm in! ... Anything (anyone) else? *firing up the genetics lab* Forget the dinosaurs at Jurassic World!
Oh, I know! How about Tom Hiddleston too?
...and now we've gone completely off the rails. But, you can borrow my nose for this Frankenstein creation if you want.
I feel like a kid who just got caught looking at something she shouldn't have. I looked up "Shame" and I feel like I need a good long shower after eading that sinopsis. Where's the regular porn?
Sean, we can definitely thow in your dignified nose into the mix. I don't think we had anyone to fill in that body part.
We completely hijacked the chat ... but to be fair: we sort-of stayed to the topic. ;pAnd just so little Sean doesn't feel left out, we'll include the nose. *lol*
I'll have you know that it's my understanding that there's a whole class of ladies (or maybe "ladies") who happen to find prodigious probosces even more appealing than a powerful package (take THAT, Fassbender), and there are even internet pages dedicated to this particular fetish. And, on said pages, let's just say I'd be a popular fellow....or so I'm told. Ahem. Not that I have any first-hand knowledge of this.
Kepp telling yourself that if it helps *patting you on the shoulder while winking at Licha* ...
Trish, we certainly stayed within Sean's sexy topic. If it makes you feel any better, Sean, I do find Adrian Brody and nose very sexy. If that were to win out over the other...ehr, I'll get back to you on that one. I was curious about Fassbender, but I'm not too sure now that I've read the synopsis of "Shame". I don't know that I'll be able to get that out of my mind.
So rest assured, Sean, that you nose shall remain on our own version of Mr. Potato Head Perfect Man appendages.
"So rest assured, Sean, that your nose shall remain on our own version of Mr. Potato Head Perfect Man appendages."Perhaps the most complimentary thing I've ever heard from a lady.
Muhahahahaha.Anything to make you feel better (you'll get enough "other" comments about your nose from your daughter sooner than you'll like).
Licha: I can recommend other Fassbender movies like Centurion (a lot of topless scenes, yum) or Hunger (he really is a good actor) or Inglourious Basterds (a movie anyone with a good dark sense of humour has to see) or Jane Eyre and 12 Years A Slave (to stay on book-topic) or Prometheus (bad movie but his version of the AI was great) ... oh boy, I have indeed seen a lot of him ... ooops ...
Thanks, Trish. I will have to check him out. Didn't know he was in so many well known movies. I had never heard of him.Sean, it is my pleasure to point out the sexiness of your nose.
Well, gosh...I should have mentioned that I blush easily.*Commences blushing furiously*
Thank you, fairest Morgannah, for such kind words (I hope the rest of you in the peanut gallery are taking notes)!
Well of course a nice personality / character matters most but we weren't going to tell you! It was much more fun this way. :pAnd by the way: don't you play coy with us - you are quite handsome and you know it (which is why we wouldn't tell you)!
Ego inflation alert!If you all keep this up, I'm going to have to call the maintenance guys to expand my doorway to make sure my rapidly growing head can still get through...
See? And in order to spare your wife & new-born daughter the ordeal of having maintenance guys in the house, we made a list of what a guy had to be like in order to be even better. ;p
Wait, are we doing nice now? I'm with Trish and Morgannah. And I still insist on the sexiness of the nose.
The heat temporarily caused some confusion. Don't worry, that was as nice as it gets. From now on, we keep on working on the list and the nose job. ;-)=> Have we talked hands yet? Nice hands/fingers are very important!
At the thought of the Frankensteinian man candy described above, or just the thought of Mr. Fassbender's purple-helmeted warrior?
Can I have both? :DI was really excited with the the eight-pack abs of Joe Manganiello; the dancing pecs of Hugh Jackman;,, and then like all authors out there, you ruined a reader's life.. :)
I AM OFFERING HAMMER TOES AND DORKINESS AND A MASSIVE PROBOSCIS, PEOPLE!What more do you want from me?? I'm only one man (albeit a devastatingly handsome one).
The dorkiness was accepted.. The rest was filed for consideration..
Duly noted. In the meantime, I will return to doing push-ups.I'm coming for you, Jackman.
(Hmmm...that came out wrong.)
Can you include Chris Evans there? Or maybe Chris Pratt?
I guess we can add Mr. Evans's taut backside and Mr. Pratt's boyish grin to the mix, can we not?
...and with that, everyone woman reading this thread just lost her libido.And I threw up in my mouth a little.
Typical male reaction..LOL. I gotta admit though, that smile is weird.. :)
Uh, yeah, that smile made me want your hammertoes instead, Sean.
*lol*But Chris Pratt still has something.
@Paige: Chris Evans is accepted (we must, he's Captain America after all)!
How about Tom Hiddleston's crazy badguy-but-really-good-guy-ness? Pretty please?!
