Danger’s answer to “How would you define hamsterbation?” > Likes and Comments
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OHH Now I get the "hairy palms" thing! Thanks!
Haha. Arguably, this is the cutest way to masturbate though.
Plus, hamsters have resale value, so you can claim that you were working.
Except you'll have to disclose that income to the IRS. Now we gotta pay taxes just to jerk off? Welcome to Obama's America.
You're right! And apparently it also requires a permit. No wonder people find it more convenient to drown kittens. I blame the religious lobby for their attempts to make masturbation seem like too much paperwork.
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OHH Now I get the "hairy palms" thing! Thanks!
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Haha. Arguably, this is the cutest way to masturbate though.
Plus, hamsters have resale value, so you can claim that you were working.
Except you'll have to disclose that income to the IRS. Now we gotta pay taxes just to jerk off? Welcome to Obama's America.
You're right! And apparently it also requires a permit. No wonder people find it more convenient to drown kittens. I blame the religious lobby for their attempts to make masturbation seem like too much paperwork.
