Sean’s answer to “Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?” > Likes and Comments
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Someone has a very good image of himself...
Ok, I would like to start a petition for the rest of the book :-)
That's just because you like snotty nose hairs.
Now Sean, don’t say that like it’s a bad thing, everyone has their things that they’re into even if you aren’t into them...
PS I’m not a fan of nose hair for the record... or dudes.
Mmm hmmm. That's exactly what someone who IS into nose hair and dudes would say.
I shall pay no heed to this reply, everybody knows you’re secretly a demonic space dolphin from Mars who’s working with the illuminati.
Nice try, space dolphin! I got my tin foil hat so your mind tricks won’t work on me!
While undeniably terrifying, I feel that such a heavy use of compound sentences runs against the spirit of the exercise.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So your wife is a writer, too, and using her gift for a plea for help so someone will finally save her from her bondage? ;P
Juho--if I knew how to write simpler sentences, well, I'd be a much more successful writer. :)
Trish--No, this was actually written by disembodied dream me who had to kiss me, which might suggest that I have a few psychological issues to overcome.
Every day you write, you become a better writer. And hopefully more successful.
Don't "overcome" them! they are what makes you "special"! ;)
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Ok, I would like to start a petition for the rest of the book :-)
That's just because you like snotty nose hairs.
Now Sean, don’t say that like it’s a bad thing, everyone has their things that they’re into even if you aren’t into them...PS I’m not a fan of nose hair for the record... or dudes.
Mmm hmmm. That's exactly what someone who IS into nose hair and dudes would say.
I shall pay no heed to this reply, everybody knows you’re secretly a demonic space dolphin from Mars who’s working with the illuminati.
Nice try, space dolphin! I got my tin foil hat so your mind tricks won’t work on me!
While undeniably terrifying, I feel that such a heavy use of compound sentences runs against the spirit of the exercise.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So your wife is a writer, too, and using her gift for a plea for help so someone will finally save her from her bondage? ;P
Juho--if I knew how to write simpler sentences, well, I'd be a much more successful writer. :) Trish--No, this was actually written by disembodied dream me who had to kiss me, which might suggest that I have a few psychological issues to overcome.
Every day you write, you become a better writer. And hopefully more successful.
Don't "overcome" them! they are what makes you "special"! ;)
