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Furniture
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A coffee table has four legs, but it cannot run. A duck has two legs, but is not considered living room furniture. Or is it? When you buy a sofa from me, you get one for FREE.
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― One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production
― One Out of Ten Dentists Agree: This Book Helps Fight Gingivitis. Maybe Tomorrow I’ll Ask Nine More Dentists.: A BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm Production
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My book "How to construct a coffin with six karate chops" is not about carpentry, coffins, or karate. That being said, lumberjacks in The Pacific Northwest know me as "Chuck Norris Hands,” and out there trees fear me, though there's no need because I only attack fully finished wooden furniture.
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― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
― Whenever you're here, I'm there for you
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