Gallows Humor


Slaughterhouse-Five
The Flesh Mechanics
The Dead Romantics
How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates
Night Boat to Tangier
At the Bottom of the Garden
Clockwork Boys (Clocktaur War, #1)
Victorian Psycho
Old School Indian
Ruthless (The Ferrymen, #1)
I'm Glad My Mom Died
Barn 8
How to Survive America
How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People
The Trees
Patricia Briggs
Fine. When they shovel our frozen corpses out next spring, they can put 'They thought it would be fun' on our gravestone. ...more
Patricia Briggs, Winter Lost

Jay Kristoff
Do you know what irony is, de Leon? They make swords out of it, don't they? Mix it with coally and hit it with a hammery? ...more
Jay Kristoff, Empire of the Vampire

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