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Slaughterhouse-Five Slaughterhouse-Five (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.10 — 1,528,142 ratings — published 1969
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The Flesh Mechanics The Flesh Mechanics (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 5.00 — 17 ratings — published 2023
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The Dead Romantics The Dead Romantics (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.90 — 285,513 ratings — published 2022
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How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.70 — 34,797 ratings — published 2026
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Night Boat to Tangier Night Boat to Tangier (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.62 — 22,618 ratings — published 2019
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At the Bottom of the Garden At the Bottom of the Garden (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.51 — 3,536 ratings — published 2025
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Clockwork Boys (Clocktaur War, #1) Clockwork Boys (Clocktaur War, #1)
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avg rating 4.13 — 25,304 ratings — published 2017
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Victorian Psycho Victorian Psycho (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.53 — 62,657 ratings — published 2025
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Old School Indian Old School Indian (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.03 — 2,283 ratings — published 2025
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Ruthless (The Ferrymen, #1) Ruthless (The Ferrymen, #1)
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avg rating 4.08 — 858 ratings — published
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I'm Glad My Mom Died I'm Glad My Mom Died (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.42 — 1,623,780 ratings — published 2022
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Barn 8 Barn 8 (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.51 — 3,260 ratings — published 2020
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How to Survive America How to Survive America (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.93 — 666 ratings — published 2021
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How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People How Not to Get Shot: And Other Advice From White People (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.04 — 3,529 ratings — published 2018
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The Trees The Trees (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.06 — 68,441 ratings — published 2021
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The Martian The Martian (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.42 — 1,380,441 ratings — published 2011
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Köpek Kalbi (Cep Boy) Köpek Kalbi (Cep Boy)
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avg rating 4.15 — 33 ratings — published
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Usta ile Margarita Usta ile Margarita (Paperback)
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avg rating 4.41 — 22 ratings — published
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If Ur Stabby If Ur Stabby (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.81 — 359 ratings — published 2021
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Poultrygeist Poultrygeist (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.67 — 995 ratings — published 2021
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War and Peas: Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers War and Peas: Funny Comics for Dirty Lovers (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.97 — 2,001 ratings — published 2020
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Hollow Kingdom (Hollow Kingdom, #1) Hollow Kingdom (Hollow Kingdom, #1)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.83 — 31,329 ratings — published 2019
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Murder by Death Murder by Death (Mass Market Paperback)
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avg rating 3.79 — 77 ratings — published 1976
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Death Wins a Goldfish: Reflections from a Grim Reaper's Yearlong Sabbatical Death Wins a Goldfish: Reflections from a Grim Reaper's Yearlong Sabbatical (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.09 — 2,376 ratings — published 2019
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The World of Chas Addams The World of Chas Addams (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.45 — 1,600 ratings — published 1991
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Mother Goth Rhymes Mother Goth Rhymes (Hardcover)
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avg rating 4.36 — 103 ratings — published
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The Murders That Made Us: How Vigilantes, Hoodlums, Mob Bosses, Serial Killers, and Cult Leaders Built the San Francisco Bay Area The Murders That Made Us: How Vigilantes, Hoodlums, Mob Bosses, Serial Killers, and Cult Leaders Built the San Francisco Bay Area (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.61 — 331 ratings — published 2021
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Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners Unmentionable: The Victorian Lady's Guide to Sex, Marriage, and Manners (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.82 — 9,470 ratings — published 2016
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My Friend Dahmer: A Graphic Novel Memoir My Friend Dahmer: A Graphic Novel Memoir (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.91 — 34,527 ratings — published 2012
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Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.94 — 24,135 ratings — published 2016
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Get Well Soon: History's Worst Plagues and the Heroes Who Fought Them Get Well Soon: History's Worst Plagues and the Heroes Who Fought Them (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.23 — 14,570 ratings — published 2017
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Cursed Objects: Strange but True Stories of the World's Most Infamous Items Cursed Objects: Strange but True Stories of the World's Most Infamous Items (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.69 — 3,737 ratings — published 2020
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The Hilarious World of Depression The Hilarious World of Depression (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.16 — 5,746 ratings — published 2020
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Barbe bleue Barbe bleue (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.56 — 8,449 ratings — published 2012
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My Sister, the Serial Killer My Sister, the Serial Killer (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.63 — 380,271 ratings — published 2018
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The Sellout The Sellout (Hardcover)
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avg rating 3.74 — 77,122 ratings — published 2015
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Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.71 — 2,235 ratings — published 2010
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Mütevazı Bir İntikam Mütevazı Bir İntikam (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.75 — 280 ratings — published 2014
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Kan ve Gül: Bir Kara Dejavu Kan ve Gül: Bir Kara Dejavu (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.00 — 4,205 ratings — published 2017
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8-9 Senedir Kendimi İyi Hissetmiyorum 8-9 Senedir Kendimi İyi Hissetmiyorum (Paperback)
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avg rating 3.35 — 423 ratings — published
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Benim de Söyleyeceklerim Var! Üç Benim de Söyleyeceklerim Var! Üç (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.35 — 799 ratings — published 2012
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Benim de Söyleyeceklerim Var! Benim de Söyleyeceklerim Var! (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.17 — 1,481 ratings — published 2005
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Benim de Söyleyeceklerim Var! İki Benim de Söyleyeceklerim Var! İki (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.31 — 1,096 ratings — published 2009
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The Catcher in the Rye The Catcher in the Rye (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.80 — 4,013,142 ratings — published 1951
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Aptal Aptal (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.59 — 263 ratings — published 2013
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Olduğu Kadar Olduğu Kadar (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.60 — 410 ratings — published 2012
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Ruhi Mücerret Ruhi Mücerret (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.77 — 4,836 ratings — published 2013
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Korkma Ben Varım Korkma Ben Varım (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.12 — 3,664 ratings — published 2009
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Dublörün Dilemması Dublörün Dilemması (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 3.97 — 6,967 ratings — published 2005
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Cehennem Çiçeği (Alper Kamu, #2) Cehennem Çiçeği (Alper Kamu, #2)
by (shelved 1 time as gallows-humor)
avg rating 4.34 — 5,021 ratings — published 2013
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Jonathan Harnisch
“I’m history’s last fucking joke—burned out in a senior center doing Namaste Yoga while God shows up in a saltine cracker, calls me a coward, and offers me a cigarette. That’s it. That’s the punchline. So fuck your hope, and fuck your healing. I’m already holy. I’m already gone.”
Jonathan Harnisch, Glad You're Not Me

Stewart Stafford
“The Stacked Deck
by Stewart Stafford

I am the last man alive on the Titanic.
Do they commemorate rote chivalry?
Did they notice in the lifeboats
as I was savaged by the ravenous sea?

Into choking darkness, I fell tumbling,
The ship’s name eaten up in black,
Freezing water smothered my lungs;
Even if found, there’s no way back.

Women and children first, they said!
Our end certain as the sinking prow,
Would mothers now nobly step aside
to grant my final resting place somehow?

Classless wine, champagne bottles bobbed;
Numb fingers clasped at Old World pleasantries.
From the mass grave: “Tomb it may concern…”
The guilty waves murmur my eulogies.

© 2026 Stewart Stafford. All rights reserved.”
Stewart Stafford

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