George Carlin


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Napalm & Silly Putty
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Brain Droppings
7 Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin
More Napalm and Silly Putty
A Carlin Home Companion: Growing Up with George
A Modern Man: The Best of George Carlin
3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
It's Bad for Ya
Drive-By Comedy
Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order
Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help
George Carlin
You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do... I like people, but I like them in short bursts. I don't like people for extended periods of time. I'm all right with them for a little while, but once you get past around a minute, minute-and-a-half, I gotta get the f*** outta there. ...more
George Carlin, It's Bad for Ya

Jesse Ventura
Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s no harm in saying you’re an atheist. It doesn't mean you treat people any differently. I live by the Golden Rule to do unto others, as you'd want to be treated. I just simply don't believe in religion, and I don’t believe necessarily that there’s a supreme being that watches over all of us. I follow the teachings of George Carlin. George said he worshipped the sun. He was a fellow at ...more
Jesse Ventura

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