George Carlin


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Napalm & Silly Putty
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
Brain Droppings
7 Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin
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A Modern Man: The Best of George Carlin
3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
It's Bad for Ya
Drive-By Comedy
Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order
Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help
George Carlin
Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German. ...more
George Carlin

George Carlin
The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. Th ...more
George Carlin

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