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George Carlin Books
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Last Words (Hardcover)
by (shelved 15 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.98 — 14,888 ratings — published 2009
Napalm & Silly Putty (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.09 — 17,007 ratings — published 2001
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.82 — 12,775 ratings — published 2004
Brain Droppings (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 8 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.07 — 18,534 ratings — published 1997
7 Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.05 — 1,883 ratings — published 2010
More Napalm and Silly Putty (Audio CD)
by (shelved 2 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.99 — 788 ratings — published 2002
A Carlin Home Companion: Growing Up with George (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.67 — 1,133 ratings — published 2015
A Modern Man: The Best of George Carlin (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.90 — 241 ratings — published
3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (Kindle Edition)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.41 — 1,348 ratings — published 2006
It's Bad for Ya (CD)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.64 — 109 ratings — published 2008
Drive-By Comedy (Audio CD)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.22 — 41 ratings — published 2003
Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.55 — 7,581 ratings — published 2012
Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.13 — 62 ratings — published 1984
“Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”
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“Why should I have to hide the fact that I don't believe there’s a supreme being? There’s no proof of it. There’s no harm in saying you’re an atheist. It doesn't mean you treat people any differently. I live by the Golden Rule to do unto others, as you'd want to be treated.
I just simply don't believe in religion, and I don’t believe necessarily that there’s a supreme being that watches over all of us. I follow the teachings of George Carlin. George said he worshipped the sun. He was a fellow atheist. I’m in good company … Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Charles Darwin. It’s not like I’m not with good company and intelligent people. There have been some good, intelligent atheists who have lived in the world.”
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I just simply don't believe in religion, and I don’t believe necessarily that there’s a supreme being that watches over all of us. I follow the teachings of George Carlin. George said he worshipped the sun. He was a fellow atheist. I’m in good company … Albert Einstein, Mark Twain, Charles Darwin. It’s not like I’m not with good company and intelligent people. There have been some good, intelligent atheists who have lived in the world.”
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