George Carlin Books

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Last Words Last Words (Hardcover)
by (shelved 15 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.97 — 14,859 ratings — published 2009
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Napalm & Silly Putty Napalm & Silly Putty (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.09 — 16,977 ratings — published 2001
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (Paperback)
by (shelved 10 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.82 — 12,748 ratings — published 2004
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Brain Droppings Brain Droppings (Mass Market Paperback)
by (shelved 8 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.07 — 18,483 ratings — published 1997
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7 Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin 7 Dirty Words: The Life and Crimes of George Carlin (Hardcover)
by (shelved 2 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.05 — 1,879 ratings — published 2010
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More Napalm and Silly Putty More Napalm and Silly Putty (Audio CD)
by (shelved 2 times as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.99 — 787 ratings — published 2002
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A Carlin Home Companion: Growing Up with George A Carlin Home Companion: Growing Up with George (Hardcover)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.67 — 1,127 ratings — published 2015
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A Modern Man: The Best of George Carlin A Modern Man: The Best of George Carlin (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.88 — 233 ratings — published
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It's Bad for Ya It's Bad for Ya (CD)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.68 — 108 ratings — published 2008
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Drive-By Comedy Drive-By Comedy (Audio CD)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.22 — 41 ratings — published 2003
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Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order Life As I Blow It: Tales Of Love, Life & Sex . . . Not Necessarily In That Order (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 3.55 — 7,577 ratings — published 2012
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Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help Sometimes a Little Brain Damage Can Help (Paperback)
by (shelved 1 time as george-carlin)
avg rating 4.15 — 62 ratings — published 1984
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George Carlin
“The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they're an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the statehouses, the city halls. They've got the judges in their back pockets. And they own all the big media companies, so that they control just about all of the news and information you hear. They've got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, ­lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want; they want more for themselves and less for everybody else.”
George Carlin

George Carlin
“When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts...”
George Carlin

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