Hyperbole


Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
Kel Gilligan's Daredevil Stunt Show
Thunder Rose
Girl Wonder: A Baseball Story in Nine Innings
The Day the Crayons Quit
Swamp Angel
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, #1)
The Talking Eggs: A Folktale from the American South
Manatee Summer
Busy Betty & the Circus Surprise
Busy Betty
And Two Boys Booed
A Tale of Two Tails
The Last Election
Stay
Gail Carriger
I suppose that saves us from having to determine what to do with a butler who goes around killing people. It certainly reflects badly upon our domestic staff. Still, I shall miss him. There was a man who knew how to brew a good cup of tea.
Gail Carriger, Timeless

Kevin Hearne
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with "godproof" armor and extraplanar safe houses for rent. But most notably, other gods... ...more
Kevin Hearne

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