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Johnny's Sh*temare by Stewart Stafford
Amber did sh*t in Johnny's bed,
She did it while he was sleeping,
Right by Johnny's head.
Stank awake on a mattress lumpy,
He saw what Amber had left him,
A hot, steaming grumpy.
Browned off, he leapt to his feet,
No dogs stained his manhood,
Or crapped on the sheet.
Now he's sued her for defamation,
And they call her Amber Turd,
For her reckless defecation.
© Stewart Stafford, 2022. All rights reserved.
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