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Strippers
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I liken kissing baby cheeks to kissing stripper boobies. They’re both irresistible, but you’re bound to catch something. Scientists say there’s at least an 18% chance that the world’s next deadly viral pandemic is brewing in the saliva stew of a chubby baby’s cheeks, or a stripper’s boobies, at this very moment.
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― Daddy Versus The Suck Monster
― Daddy Versus The Suck Monster
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I didn't have the energy to scream at the flasher or yell for security. And besides, the 'security team' was just a bunch of tanned strippers in peekabook bikini briefs and heels. So I took matters into my own hands.
'Thank God you're here. Get on top of me right now and force-feed me all of that man meat!' I shouted at him. 'Your penis is irresistible to me! I must have it in my body right this minute!'
I started to back him into a corner. 'No, don't put it back inside your pants! I require
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― I Know I Am, But What Are You?
― I Know I Am, But What Are You?
We all know working in the adult industry can sometimes feel lonely and leave us with questions …more
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