The Crimson Fucker’s Comments (group member since Oct 15, 2010)

The Crimson Fucker’s comments from the Smart Talented Unique Person(s) in Demand (STUPID) group.

omg! that is so fucking racist!!!!! RACIST I SAY!!!!!!


still! i want to interview rusty! but he playing hard to get!

Give us a couple of weeks! We wanna get everything organized first!

That's fucked up!!!

FUCK IT! WE DOING THIS! AND THIS TIME WE AIN'T HOLDING BACK!!!!!!

fuck yeah!!!!

because she never came =) like Charissa! i did my last interview! i dont need to bug/beg anybody else to come here!!!!! yay!!! i'm free!

god damn!!! this is what i'm talking about when i say ending it with a bang!!!!


thank you for coming! it was a hell of a last interview!!!


in answer to your question...


any woman with an picture of herself dressed as a zombie... with an atari t shirt gets a 10 from me!!!!


again!! thank you for stopping by stupid!!!

what you talking about not being fun if you dont make sense??? sense is totally overrated! trust me! i havent make any sense since 1982!!!!

now i feel guilty!!! what if i give you a chance to be all lawyery and stuff... with a hard ass lawyery question!!!
The fallowing will be my last question!!! give me something juice to say goodbye!!!!

Literary legal clinic! Applying principles of American law, please answer the following:

a) Family Law from "A Handmaid's Tale": The Commander is getting a divorce, and he, the Commander's wife, and Offred are all fighting for custody of the child conceived in the book. The Commander's wife comes to YOU for representation. Does she have a case? Do you represent her?
What arguement would you lay out?

b) Personal injury law from "The Host": While occupying Tracy's body, that space being got her infected with a bad case of syphilis. Tracy now comes to you, seeking legal recourse. What is the best strategy- civil court for medical expenses and harm and suffering? Criminal court for Rape? Battery? How does the space being's alien status bear on the case? (Does Tracy even have standing to bring suit!?!) Sidebar- if Tracy were inhabited for more than ten years, would adverse possession apply?

c) Property law in "Hamlet"- Hamlet's next of kin wishes to legally challenge Fortinbras' acquisition of the Danish kingdom. Does he have a case? What strategy would you recommend?

d) Intellectual property law from "Uglies". One of the "Pretties" comes to you for representation. She wishes to bring suit because a popular advertisement makes unauthorised use of her likeness (or at least of a model identical to her). Does she have a case?

holy crap! you truly are a lawyer!!! i have no idea what you just said! and i read it twice!!! guaaa!!!!! let's talk about something i understand better! zombies!!! Not only do you have zombie books on your bookshelf, but you also have a picture of you dressed as one for Halloween!! So what is it exactly? They're obviously a metaphor for something (communists? law students? what??) what do you think the whole recent surge in zombies' popularity is all about?

Nazis winning??? hell! then that say is truth! reality can be weirder than fiction!!! madness!!!


i asked this next one in one of my favorite interviews... and i've been dying to try it again! Writing reviews and then the fun of discussing them with your GR friends is pretty addictive. If you had to choose between:
A) Reading the all-time most awesome book ever, but then you would never ever be allowed to write about it or talk with anybody about it ever.
-OR-
B) Reading a pretty okay book, but then writing the world's most famous, most voted-for, most discussed GR review ever.
...which one would you choose?

ahhh! i know what you mean... dealing with real people can be confusing! when i laugh my ass off at the demise of a fictional character... its ok! cuz they are not real... i guess the only case in which one could laugh at the demise of other is reading about nazis getting hunt down and killed or something like that! its ok to hurt em cuz they are Nazis!!!! arg!!! i'm doing again!!!


back to you!!! I notice most of your recreational reading doesn't have to do with lawyers (John Grisholm, etc). Did you used to read those kinds of books back when you were a kid dreaming about going to law school?

boooo!!! cope out answer! not fair!!! i tried my best! but it dont matter how hard i tried i dont think we will ever know what went down there!!!!



i will close the subject right here! ya'll hear me goodreads babes? i give up! i no longer care!!!! there! i said it!!!!!


let's talk about you! your law textbook reviews are famous! People love them, even if they aren't lawyers! That's pretty amazing since most of the popular reviews on GR are fiction. Is writing a nonfiction review harder than writing a fiction review?

hahahah! thats the best one so far! call me crazy... but i think you can get to know a person better by knowing what they hate the most... it tells a lot about them! not in this case tho! i dont know who those 2 are@!!!!


I'm kind of losing track, but I think you might be the very last person of the Portland babe reunion for me to interview. (?) You are my last hope! Everybody says nothing sexy there went down, but if you just say the word and tell me it was a oiled-down free-for-all nonstop orgy, I'll believe you!!! What say you, Meredith?!? (the more graphic the better!)

i was planning on using this one on my own interview...


but here it goes!!


THE FUCK IF I KNOW! I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!


now answer mine!!!

! Do we have to go through this formality? A "tell me who you are" question?? I think everybody knows you, but for the few recent escapees from North Korea, or people recently deprogrammed from a cult, please introduce yourself and tell us what kind of stuff you like to do when you aren't on GoodReads.

guahahahah! not fair!!! i'm not prepare for it!!!

Hi Meredith!

the pleasure was all mine! not every day you heard of a hot chick who knows who Asuka and Kira are =P and also happens to know deep shit about art and architecture!!! it was mad fun =)

"I was a quaker for a while so I never considered celibacy.' that's my favorite part of that answer!!! dont get me wrong... it's not that i dont acare about the other! but i'm a sad sad man! every time i hear a hot chick saying Celibacy it's not her thing... well i'm a dude!!! i celebrate!


now speaking of hot... LAST QUESTION!!!


IN A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10! 10 BEING THE HOTTEST! HOW HOT YOU THINK I AM??????

hahahahha! I know Jasmine! and i do have an entire guitar hero set to play around!!! wii or ps3! we should play online one day! i dont know what manny will play tho... i'll take the guitar! i look ma sexy with that tiny tiny guitar! and i think jasmine plays the drums! so that leaves you with either bass or microphone!

and remember i told you i was the GoodReads resident manwhore... i will try to get y'all both drunk and take advantage of y'all!!!


but still! next one!!!


let's talk a little bit more about you... you said you were a dropout from Theology school. I find this fascinating on so many levels. Do you mind talking about that a little? Why did you drop out (please make my day and tell me you couldn't take the vow of celibacy, PLEASEEEEEE!) You know Joseph Stalin was a theology school dropout, don't you?