The club you cannot talk about!

[close] The first rule of Book Club is: you do not talk about book club.
The second rule of Book Club is: you do not talk about Book Club!
Third rule of Book Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, reading time is over.
Fourth rule: only one guy to a book.
Fifth rule: one book at a time fellas.
Sixth rule: no ebook readers, no Ipads.
Seventh rule: reading will go on as long as it has to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at book club you have to read.