Awful sex scenes (9 books)

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You don't read these for the eroticism, you read them to point and laugh. Those books that drop a sex scene into the middle of the story that just makes you go "bwuh?!"

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1		The Mayonnaise Affair by Frank Linn (Goodreads Author) 3.34 avg rating — 35 ratings score: 300, and 3 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
2		Night of the Crabs by Guy N. Smith 3.31 avg rating — 1,223 ratings score: 200, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
3		Refugee (Bio of a Space Tyrant, #1) by Piers Anthony 3.71 avg rating — 4,836 ratings score: 198, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
3		The Pillars of the Earth (Kingsbridge, #1) by Ken Follett (Goodreads Author) 4.35 avg rating — 836,190 ratings score: 198, and 2 people voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
5		Keys to the Kingdom by Bob Graham 3.10 avg rating — 130 ratings score: 100, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
5		It's Not My Fault: Self-Discovery & Admission by Wendi Bear (Goodreads Author) 4.14 avg rating — 59 ratings score: 100, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
5		Jaya's Compromise (An Indian erotic sex story) (desi erotic tales Book 1) by Reema 3.06 avg rating — 248 ratings score: 100, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
8		Shade of the Tree by Piers Anthony 3.53 avg rating — 1,559 ratings score: 98, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
9		I Will Fear No Evil by Robert A. Heinlein 3.66 avg rating — 12,623 ratings score: 97, and 1 person voted	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

9 books · 9 voters · list created July 10th, 2012 by David (votes) .

Tags: bad-writing, humor, sex

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