3.67 avg rating — 2,861,743 ratings

"Pornography that glorifies abuse, and the passages I've seen look like they were written by a twelve-year-old. I was plenty creeped out to begin with..."

3.67 avg rating — 7,302,547 ratings

"Are there any good reasons NOT to add it?"

3.62 avg rating — 2,125,116 ratings

3.74 avg rating — 1,990,631 ratings

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4.12 avg rating — 5,715,205 ratings

"John Green is everything wrong with Millennials and he's not even a Millennial."

3.65 avg rating — 1,842,481 ratings

"Because the original story of Narcissus is about 1/16 the length of this bomb."

3.94 avg rating — 2,520,808 ratings

"Because it's Alex Jones for the goddess-worshipper crowd. Regular Alex Jones is more than bad enough."

4.35 avg rating — 9,890,855 ratings

3.83 avg rating — 974,117 ratings

3.94 avg rating — 123,118 ratings

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3.74 avg rating — 532,579 ratings

4.13 avg rating — 4,374,694 ratings

4.47 avg rating — 11,392,806 ratings

"A bland pastiche of Tolkien, Lewis, Lucas and Dahl sure to beguile those who have never read a book before. Not even bad so much as mediocre."

3.86 avg rating — 1,048,481 ratings

3.82 avg rating — 47,390 ratings

4.18 avg rating — 3,443,272 ratings

really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 707,727 ratings

4.01 avg rating — 148,877 ratings

4.24 avg rating — 1,997,840 ratings

"Autism and bisexuality don't automatically make your book deep, Stephen."

4.58 avg rating — 4,830,770 ratings

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4.04 avg rating — 617,993 ratings

"This man is an insult to Catholic writers everywhere."

4.07 avg rating — 2,166,068 ratings

"Because it's terribly written Percy Jackson/Harry Potter fanfic that got a million dumb teenage girls into incest shipping."

4.50 avg rating — 3,788,550 ratings

"People who slogged through all 857 pages of tests and Umbridge and makeout sessions can't get through 300 pages of The Fellowship of the Ring. This really happened."

4.45 avg rating — 2,730,731 ratings

"Thanks to Mr. Martin, society thinks orgies and slaughter count as character development."

4.43 avg rating — 4,483,640 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 743,459 ratings

4.62 avg rating — 4,103,654 ratings

3.95 avg rating — 3,394,461 ratings

3.30 avg rating — 2,850 ratings

"She gives conservatism a bad name. She's just a racist shock jock pretending to be right-of-center."

3.40 avg rating — 1,715 ratings

4.58 avg rating — 3,651,294 ratings

4.10 avg rating — 680,183 ratings

3.31 avg rating — 337,150 ratings

3.44 avg rating — 2,253 ratings

"Trees actually died to make this."

3.72 avg rating — 2,060 ratings

4.25 avg rating — 8,213 ratings

"Why does this even exist?"

4.36 avg rating — 4,145,775 ratings

4.73 avg rating — 302,657 ratings

4.12 avg rating — 3,711,664 ratings

3.50 avg rating — 70,602 ratings

"I just remember one line describing a boy having an involuntary physical response to something. You know, for twelve-year-olds."

4.10 avg rating — 993,465 ratings

3.93 avg rating — 442,686 ratings

3.97 avg rating — 1,938,259 ratings

"In 2005, Random House thought that a 3000+ page series of badly written LOTR/Star Wars fanfiction was a good idea. Let that sink in."

3.87 avg rating — 944,167 ratings

"Do we really have to dive inside the mind of a pedophile to know that pedophilia exists? Nabokov himself wanted this book burned."

3.60 avg rating — 1,140,701 ratings

3.94 avg rating — 780,247 ratings

"HORRID depiction of fangirls as horny losers who enjoy writing boy-on-boy porn. Rainbow might know we're not all like that if she ever got off of Tumblr."

3.92 avg rating — 1,258,468 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 1,356,395 ratings

"Woo, it's got creepy freakshow pictures! As if that makes up for being yet another magical school/camp story with nothing unique to offer."

4.27 avg rating — 1,013,954 ratings

4.21 avg rating — 566,377 ratings

4.16 avg rating — 4,182,323 ratings

"Anything by Maas, the archetype of the narcissistic Millennial writer, goes on this list."

3.10 avg rating — 71,104 ratings

4.03 avg rating — 1,616,492 ratings

"Thanks to this book, I was bullied for being Catholic in middle school."

4.63 avg rating — 3,176,938 ratings

4.19 avg rating — 2,391,137 ratings

4.07 avg rating — 233,227 ratings

"Possibly the worst book ever in terms of sheer writing incompetence. That is all."

3.70 avg rating — 1,489,761 ratings

4.07 avg rating — 639,792 ratings

3.82 avg rating — 4,150 ratings

"Incest isn't cool."

4.38 avg rating — 415,339 ratings

"BWAHAHAHAH that title, man."

3.31 avg rating — 290,746 ratings

"The more time passes, the more I'm sure that Lee's handlers took advantage of her senility to publish a book that would make people question the goodness of the original."

3.96 avg rating — 112,645 ratings

4.11 avg rating — 383,267 ratings

4.11 avg rating — 131,898 ratings

3.85 avg rating — 237,816 ratings

4.26 avg rating — 1,799,176 ratings

"Suicide is not cool. "

4.57 avg rating — 482,270 ratings

"When the most exciting part of your book is "Woo woo, Nico is gay!" that's a sign that your series should have ended five books ago."

4.54 avg rating — 28,057 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 61,054 ratings

4.14 avg rating — 124,713 ratings

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4.45 avg rating — 1,549,337 ratings

4.40 avg rating — 666,582 ratings

4.62 avg rating — 1,393,569 ratings

4.47 avg rating — 673,334 ratings

"Anyone whining about Rey from Star Wars being a Mary Sue needs to be clocked upside the head with this book until they see reason. Annabeth is an awful character elevated to heroine status despite a complete lack of moral depth."

4.15 avg rating — 2,416,602 ratings

"I'm sure the book itself is good, but I'm sick of Planned Parenthood using it."

4.20 avg rating — 1,162,015 ratings

4.30 avg rating — 104,827 ratings

3.96 avg rating — 1,746,737 ratings

3.51 avg rating — 549,730 ratings

3.70 avg rating — 36,484 ratings

"Narnia meets Tiffany Aching meets Labyrinth for a generation that thinks they never do anything wrong. About as interesting as watching bark peel slowly off a tree."

3.96 avg rating — 1,621,317 ratings

3.83 avg rating — 202,454 ratings