3.67 avg rating — 2,932,851 ratings

"Pornography that glorifies abuse, and the passages I've seen look like they were written by a twelve-year-old. I was plenty creeped out to begin with..."

3.68 avg rating — 7,529,950 ratings

"Are there any good reasons NOT to add it?"

3.63 avg rating — 2,186,360 ratings

3.75 avg rating — 2,044,203 ratings

3.76 avg rating — 1,920,664 ratings

4.12 avg rating — 5,896,730 ratings

"John Green is everything wrong with Millennials and he's not even a Millennial."

3.65 avg rating — 1,872,587 ratings

"Because the original story of Narcissus is about 1/16 the length of this bomb."

3.94 avg rating — 2,589,752 ratings

"Because it's Alex Jones for the goddess-worshipper crowd. Regular Alex Jones is more than bad enough."

4.36 avg rating — 10,310,353 ratings

3.82 avg rating — 991,345 ratings

3.94 avg rating — 124,582 ratings

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4.13 avg rating — 4,498,078 ratings

4.47 avg rating — 11,860,878 ratings

"A bland pastiche of Tolkien, Lewis, Lucas and Dahl sure to beguile those who have never read a book before. Not even bad so much as mediocre."

3.87 avg rating — 1,059,656 ratings

3.82 avg rating — 47,659 ratings

4.18 avg rating — 3,535,037 ratings

3.99 avg rating — 713,085 ratings

4.01 avg rating — 148,944 ratings

4.24 avg rating — 2,079,355 ratings

"Autism and bisexuality don't automatically make your book deep, Stephen."

4.58 avg rating — 5,067,557 ratings

4.57 avg rating — 4,368,992 ratings

4.05 avg rating — 627,226 ratings

"This man is an insult to Catholic writers everywhere."

4.06 avg rating — 2,219,679 ratings

"Because it's terribly written Percy Jackson/Harry Potter fanfic that got a million dumb teenage girls into incest shipping."

4.50 avg rating — 3,941,684 ratings

"People who slogged through all 857 pages of tests and Umbridge and makeout sessions can't get through 300 pages of The Fellowship of the Ring. This really happened."

4.45 avg rating — 2,825,163 ratings

"Thanks to Mr. Martin, society thinks orgies and slaughter count as character development."

4.43 avg rating — 4,687,501 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 753,974 ratings

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3.96 avg rating — 3,466,064 ratings

3.30 avg rating — 2,851 ratings

"She gives conservatism a bad name. She's just a racist shock jock pretending to be right-of-center."

3.40 avg rating — 1,711 ratings

4.58 avg rating — 3,791,256 ratings

4.10 avg rating — 689,391 ratings

3.31 avg rating — 339,661 ratings

3.44 avg rating — 2,259 ratings

"Trees actually died to make this."

3.72 avg rating — 2,067 ratings

4.24 avg rating — 8,926 ratings

"Why does this even exist?"

4.36 avg rating — 4,350,239 ratings

4.73 avg rating — 306,823 ratings

4.13 avg rating — 3,889,073 ratings

3.50 avg rating — 72,123 ratings

"I just remember one line describing a boy having an involuntary physical response to something. You know, for twelve-year-olds."

4.10 avg rating — 1,013,225 ratings

3.93 avg rating — 448,249 ratings

3.97 avg rating — 1,991,302 ratings

"In 2005, Random House thought that a 3000+ page series of badly written LOTR/Star Wars fanfiction was a good idea. Let that sink in."

3.87 avg rating — 982,206 ratings

"Do we really have to dive inside the mind of a pedophile to know that pedophilia exists? Nabokov himself wanted this book burned."

3.60 avg rating — 1,168,353 ratings

3.93 avg rating — 792,108 ratings

"HORRID depiction of fangirls as horny losers who enjoy writing boy-on-boy porn. Rainbow might know we're not all like that if she ever got off of Tumblr."

3.92 avg rating — 1,284,156 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 1,383,029 ratings

"Woo, it's got creepy freakshow pictures! As if that makes up for being yet another magical school/camp story with nothing unique to offer."

4.27 avg rating — 1,030,827 ratings

4.20 avg rating — 577,241 ratings

4.14 avg rating — 4,630,470 ratings

"Anything by Maas, the archetype of the narcissistic Millennial writer, goes on this list."

3.09 avg rating — 71,788 ratings

4.04 avg rating — 1,649,375 ratings

"Thanks to this book, I was bullied for being Catholic in middle school."

4.63 avg rating — 3,510,641 ratings

4.18 avg rating — 2,720,724 ratings

4.07 avg rating — 235,262 ratings

"Possibly the worst book ever in terms of sheer writing incompetence. That is all."

3.70 avg rating — 1,523,472 ratings

4.07 avg rating — 652,036 ratings

3.82 avg rating — 4,181 ratings

"Incest isn't cool."

4.38 avg rating — 425,053 ratings

"BWAHAHAHAH that title, man."

3.31 avg rating — 297,107 ratings

"The more time passes, the more I'm sure that Lee's handlers took advantage of her senility to publish a book that would make people question the goodness of the original."

3.96 avg rating — 114,995 ratings

4.11 avg rating — 391,969 ratings

4.12 avg rating — 133,051 ratings

3.86 avg rating — 247,457 ratings

4.26 avg rating — 1,851,101 ratings

"Suicide is not cool. "

4.57 avg rating — 503,895 ratings

"When the most exciting part of your book is "Woo woo, Nico is gay!" that's a sign that your series should have ended five books ago."

4.54 avg rating — 28,376 ratings

3.92 avg rating — 61,592 ratings

4.14 avg rating — 125,760 ratings

4.36 avg rating — 2,010,266 ratings

4.29 avg rating — 970,479 ratings

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4.40 avg rating — 691,302 ratings

4.62 avg rating — 1,620,351 ratings

4.47 avg rating — 696,313 ratings

"Anyone whining about Rey from Star Wars being a Mary Sue needs to be clocked upside the head with this book until they see reason. Annabeth is an awful character elevated to heroine status despite a complete lack of moral depth."

4.16 avg rating — 2,572,612 ratings

"I'm sure the book itself is good, but I'm sick of Planned Parenthood using it."

4.20 avg rating — 1,376,961 ratings

4.31 avg rating — 108,211 ratings

3.96 avg rating — 1,790,308 ratings

3.50 avg rating — 556,256 ratings

3.71 avg rating — 39,304 ratings

"Narnia meets Tiffany Aching meets Labyrinth for a generation that thinks they never do anything wrong. About as interesting as watching bark peel slowly off a tree."

3.96 avg rating — 1,659,138 ratings

3.83 avg rating — 206,970 ratings