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Goodreads asked L. Joseph Shosty:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

L. Joseph Shosty "Pay me, and I'll write you the greatest two-sentence horror story in the world," Louis said.

"Pay you?" the internet shrieked, recoiling, hissing, and clawing its misshapen face in unreasoning terror as it fled to a torrent site like the rat-dicked punk it was.

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