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Goodreads asked Nick Stockton:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

Nick Stockton A husband and wife walk into a bank and ask the manager about how much it will cost to retire at age sixty-five. The manager looks up, puts on a ski mask, pulls out a gun, then says, "Don't worry about it. You won't live that long", shots are fired, and the manager was right.

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