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Goodreads asked Sally Kilpatrick:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

Sally Kilpatrick I arrived beyond the pearly gates, my neck aching from all of the craning to see majesty beyond the clouds. Then Saint Peter said to me, "Welcome, but there will be no wine and absolutely no coffee."

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