Goodreads asked Joe Clark:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

Joe Clark Writing any story in two sentences is a burdensome undertaking and a horror story by someone who does not write in that genre would be doubly demanding probably resulting in nothing more than a horrific maudlin romance between a giant and her elfin lover who could not satisfy her with his tiny thingie which might nonetheless strike some aficionados of fine writing as a real horror as opposed to a mere fictional horror. So I doubt my ability to write a horror story in two sentences even if I were to ignore punctuation and make the sentences run on for thousands of words.

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