Goodreads asked S.K. Epperson:

If you could travel to any fictional book world, where would you go and what would you do there?

S.K. Epperson Well, lessee, first I’d break into 221B Baker Street and hide Sherlock’s crack pipe, maybe pet that poor damned dog. In Narnia I’d open a blowtorch stand, and then I might be sweet and buy The Little Prince a gift card for Gardener’s Supply Company. In Salem’s Lot, I’d have Elvira open a competing antique shop, confuse the hell out of everyone. Then I’d spend an entire book plugging up Hannibal Lecter’s nose, because obviously he’d be harmless without it and he might even eat something like a corn dog by mistake. Now who’s the real evil genius, Lecter?

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