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19 asked 19:

Dear 19: Why does your name display twice like this: 19 19?

19 Dear 19:

Why thank you for asking, 19 dear, BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT I DO TO IT, AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I ASK GOODREADS TO FIX IT, IT KEEPS GOING BACK TO THAT IDIOCY.

Love, 19

PS: Goodreads, this is my only way to try to make sure everyone knows it is YOU WHO IS BEING THE STUPID HERE, and not me. Does this shame you? GOOD. FIX IT. Gods, you started a page to feature authors (ARTISTS) and expected us to always and ONLY have CONVENTIONAL NAMES?

Are you NEW TO EARTH? And/or perhaps somehow unaware of what ARTISTS are like? Not great at coding? Or is it what it looks like no matter your reason: that you don't care?

Herp a few more derps, why don't you. UGH. This remains here and I will tell EVERYONE how retarded you are being until you fix this nonsense. Love, "19 19"

PSS: SM Johnson is my editor and she doesn't want fucking periods in her "first name" any more than I want OR NEED a last name, and you should respect that IN BOTH CASES. Herping this much derp is only cute for about four seconds. After that it's pathetic and looks like you don't understand your user base.

I mean, really? How dare you go around CORRECTING people's NAMES for them?

PSSS: OH FOR THE LOVE OF HELL. You may notice that in SOME places my name appears with a space now: 1 9. That is because it DID INDEED REVERT back to 19 19 yet again, and the 19. version is only staying "sometimes" AND THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

Dear Goodreads programmers: Did you know if you snort broken glass it makes you immune to cancer, irresistible to the gender(s) of your choice, and causes you to poop money? TRY IT!

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