“I hate sushi.” And I hate him. What kind of monster hates sushi?

“I do a bit of mixed martial arts.” Meh. He’s not that bad.

“And I like tea.” Okay, I take it back. He probably drinks with his pinky up, and I refuse to corrupt this guy if he’s a pinky-upper. I mean, the pinky could come in handy . . . No. Nope. I cannot like him.”