“Sir!" the Crocodilian called. "I will get in trouble if management finds you down here! If you were anyone else, I'd bite your goddamned head off."
"We're busy!" I called back. "We'll be out in a minute!" Then to Do-
nut I said, "Can you say something to calm him down?"
"Carl is pooping! He's almost done!"
The Crocodilian's voice went up an octave. "In the hallway? Sir, this
is not a bathroom! This is the skill guild hallway!"
"Real helpful, Donut," I said.”