Horror for Newbies

Matthew Inman > Quotes > Quotable Quote

 

 (?)
Quotes are added by the Goodreads community and are not verified by Goodreads. (Learn more)

“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”

― Matthew Inman, The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
tags: exercise, humor, humour
Read more quotes from Matthew Inman


Share this quote:
Share on Twitter
Like Quote

Recommend to friends
Friends Who Liked This Quote

To see what your friends thought of this quote, please sign up!

21 likes
All Members Who Liked This Quote

Jess
Jess
2,245 books
view quotes

 
Dec 03, 2021 08:12AM
Claire
Claire
1,668 books
view quotes

 
Jan 12, 2020 09:04AM
Megan
Megan
211 books
view quotes

 
Sep 10, 2019 05:25AM
Lisa
Lisa
5,039 books
view quotes

 
Jun 13, 2019 04:49PM
Denise (deesbooknook)
Denise
3,580 books
view quotes

 
Dec 28, 2016 04:29AM
Nikki
Nikki
1,821 books
view quotes

 
Dec 28, 2016 04:28AM
M.C. Magill
M.C.
156 books
view quotes

 
Oct 23, 2016 05:16AM
Miranda Levi
Miranda
1,713 books
view quotes

 
Oct 22, 2016 10:09PM
Amanda
Amanda
2,970 books
view quotes

 
Mar 25, 2015 06:34PM
Emon
Emon
41 books
view quotes

 
Dec 23, 2014 08:10PM
Valowlie
Valowlie
2,912 books
view quotes

 
Dec 23, 2014 07:31AM
Sigrid
Sigrid
4,628 books
view quotes

 
Nov 20, 2014 12:07PM
Coach Levi
Coach
31 books
view quotes

 
Nov 06, 2014 01:56PM
Tiffany
Tiffany
1,471 books
view quotes

 
Oct 12, 2014 02:46PM

All Quotes
My Quotes
Add A Quote

This Quote Is From

The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5) (The Oatmeal) The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5) by Matthew Inman
9,433 ratings, average rating, 1,017 reviews
Open Preview

Browse By Tag