“Aristotle - Observe, make claims, use logic. Buddha - Existence is suffering. Suffering is caused by attachment. The self is an illusion. Descartes - Throw away all beliefs that are not certain. Start from there. Foucault - First, study history. If you are subjugated, rise up. Hume - Nothing is morally absolute. We can never truly understand ourselves. Kant - There are moral absolutes. Suck it, Hume. Kierkegaard - Religion is subjective and should be kept far away from government. Mills - Speak your mind. Keep a close eye on the folks in charge. Nietzsche - Nothing has meaning except what you give it. Live your truth. Plato - The world doesn’t revolve around you. You better justify! Sartre – You’re going to die. The universe doesn’t care. Own it. Socrates - We know nothing.”